May we go now? HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No!ĪRTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'? ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade - I am a shrubber. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `Ni' at will to old ladies. ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! Ni! ROGER: Are you saying 'Ni' to that old woman? ARTHUR: Um, yes. BEDEVERE: Noo! Ni! ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it. Ni! CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies! ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Noo! Noo! ARTHUR: No, no, no, no - it's not that, it's 'Ni'. CRONE: Agh! Do your worst! ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily. ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say. CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. go!ĪRTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery! CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Nee. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. a shrubbery! ARTHUR: A what? HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us. Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pen, and Ni-wom! RANDOM: Ni-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say.
0 kommentar(er)
